I follow a tweet called "@men_write_women." It's a series of samples from authors and readers who have read books about women or that include women written by male authors. Usually the posts are ridiculous writing of women by men.
Last nights post was especially strange. in face when I showed it to my wife she said "That's the strangest thing I've ever read."
The passage from last night was:
Standing in the middle of the bedroom, we take off each other's clothes.
He has a light, fumbling brutality, which several times makes me think that this time it'll cost me my sanity. In our dawning, mutual intimacy, I induce him to open the little slit in the head of his penis so I can put my clitoris inside and fuck him.
Not sure what a "light, fumbling brutality" is. Sounds to me like a contradiction. A "heavy, fumbling brutality," sure I can see that. "A thick, fumbling brutality," also sounds plausible. but a "light" one I don't get.
Then there's the "It'll cost me my sanity" line. Why? In what way does a "light fumbling brutality" lead to a loss of sanity?
Finally there's the absurd idea of being able to open the slit of a penis to allow a clitoris in to fuck it. Ludicrous. I don't even think it's possible and I can't imagine it would be enjoyable in the least.
I think my wife had it right . . . strangest thing I've ever read.
Friday, September 13, 2019
Tuesday, September 10, 2019
Character, Character, Character
In writing classes we are always taught that it is character that moves a reader to continue with a book or story. The plot can be wonderful and intriguing and engrossing but without a compelling character the reader will probably put the book down.
I think it's very interesting when I read a book about character(s) and the author has slammed so many at the reader, the reader can't help but be compelled by at least one.
When I was in high school I read The Fountainhead and loved it. I thought it was the best book I had ever read. I loved the struggle that Howard Roark went through and how he fell for Dominique. Then I saw a tweet last year that basically said that Ayn Rand novels were perfect for teens but that adults should see through them. I put that theory to the test.
The theory (at least in my case) was correct.
I didn't care about Howard or Peter or Dominique or any of them. Their motivations were insane to me, their caring was silly, their struggles seemed false.
Now I'm reading WEB Griffin's, The Lieutenants. I would have sworn I had already read this book, but now, reading it, I don't know if I have. But what's funny is that there may be one central character (Sandy Felter I'm guessing), but there are twenty or more characters just as central to the plot as Sandy. So even if the reader doesn't like Sandy, there's bound to be one of the other twenty that the reader will like.
This is the type of book I might write next. This National Novel Writing Month I may finish out Sunset Perfect, but somewhere on the horizon there is a multi-character novel just waiting to be released.
I think it's very interesting when I read a book about character(s) and the author has slammed so many at the reader, the reader can't help but be compelled by at least one.
When I was in high school I read The Fountainhead and loved it. I thought it was the best book I had ever read. I loved the struggle that Howard Roark went through and how he fell for Dominique. Then I saw a tweet last year that basically said that Ayn Rand novels were perfect for teens but that adults should see through them. I put that theory to the test.
The theory (at least in my case) was correct.
I didn't care about Howard or Peter or Dominique or any of them. Their motivations were insane to me, their caring was silly, their struggles seemed false.
Now I'm reading WEB Griffin's, The Lieutenants. I would have sworn I had already read this book, but now, reading it, I don't know if I have. But what's funny is that there may be one central character (Sandy Felter I'm guessing), but there are twenty or more characters just as central to the plot as Sandy. So even if the reader doesn't like Sandy, there's bound to be one of the other twenty that the reader will like.
This is the type of book I might write next. This National Novel Writing Month I may finish out Sunset Perfect, but somewhere on the horizon there is a multi-character novel just waiting to be released.
Thursday, September 5, 2019
Things Have Slowed . . .
Things may have slowed, but it's still trickling . . .just in the wrong way.
What's that mean?
I'm writing . . . in fact I'm writing alot. But I'm writing for work not for fun. I'm writing a white paper about my new company and our newer tools and solutions. This is absurd for many reasons.
I am the newest member of the company and yet I'm the one who is tasked with writing about it. That doesn't say much about my colleagues I suppose, but I like to think it says volumes about my abilities and the confidence my boss/bosses have in me.
I say, "in me" and not "in my writing" because they haven't seen any of my writing. So it must just be confidence in me.
I just wrote:
How can this ability affect a single contractor? The Houston Area Safety Council has trained 1,043 people for one of our Houston Area Contractor Members in the past 365 days. For the past year this contractor benefited from 6,735 courses in which a Basic Plus or Basic Plus Refresher course was already taken for other sites. Assuming the $25 dollars per unit price and the same $28/hour average from before, this contractor would have paid $168,375.00 on the Basic Plus and Basic Plus Refresher courses and would have had to pay $565,740.00 which translates to a total savings over the year of $734,115.00.
Not my most compelling writing.
Here's the next most silly part . . .
I've never written a white paper. Nope . . . never written a white paper. I've written oodles of term papers, and tons of marketing material, but never blended the two into one to make a white paper. It's taken a bit so far, but I'm making progress. The sad part of all of this is that its taking away from my daily ration of writing that I might put toward writing Sunset Perfect.
I'll get back to it though . . . National Novel Writing Month is closing in.
What's that mean?
I'm writing . . . in fact I'm writing alot. But I'm writing for work not for fun. I'm writing a white paper about my new company and our newer tools and solutions. This is absurd for many reasons.
I am the newest member of the company and yet I'm the one who is tasked with writing about it. That doesn't say much about my colleagues I suppose, but I like to think it says volumes about my abilities and the confidence my boss/bosses have in me.
I say, "in me" and not "in my writing" because they haven't seen any of my writing. So it must just be confidence in me.
I just wrote:
How can this ability affect a single contractor? The Houston Area Safety Council has trained 1,043 people for one of our Houston Area Contractor Members in the past 365 days. For the past year this contractor benefited from 6,735 courses in which a Basic Plus or Basic Plus Refresher course was already taken for other sites. Assuming the $25 dollars per unit price and the same $28/hour average from before, this contractor would have paid $168,375.00 on the Basic Plus and Basic Plus Refresher courses and would have had to pay $565,740.00 which translates to a total savings over the year of $734,115.00.
Not my most compelling writing.
I've never written a white paper. Nope . . . never written a white paper. I've written oodles of term papers, and tons of marketing material, but never blended the two into one to make a white paper. It's taken a bit so far, but I'm making progress. The sad part of all of this is that its taking away from my daily ration of writing that I might put toward writing Sunset Perfect.
I'll get back to it though . . . National Novel Writing Month is closing in.
Wednesday, September 4, 2019
Good to be Back
I've posted it before (see here), but persistence is more important to writing than any other factor. I've been writing this past weekend and it feels good to get back into writing.
Coolidge said it best when he talked about persistentness and pressing on.
At the moment I'm outlining things. I found a terrific outline coaching webpage based on the snowflake method. It's here.
It's nothing miraculous, but it's a nice format, detailed, and should help when the serious writing begins. One of the things I like most about it is that the author writes, "take and hour and write a character page for your main character."
This is a small thing but it hit me quite perfectly. No one has said, "take an hour" like that. It won't take me an hour, but having the order to "take an hour" some how helps. I've gotten through steps 1 and 2 and have completed two character pages on step 3. Already I can tell this work before the novel will have positive affects on the writing of the novel later.
Who knew someone telling me to "take an hour" could be so powerful.
Coolidge said it best when he talked about persistentness and pressing on.
At the moment I'm outlining things. I found a terrific outline coaching webpage based on the snowflake method. It's here.
It's nothing miraculous, but it's a nice format, detailed, and should help when the serious writing begins. One of the things I like most about it is that the author writes, "take and hour and write a character page for your main character."
This is a small thing but it hit me quite perfectly. No one has said, "take an hour" like that. It won't take me an hour, but having the order to "take an hour" some how helps. I've gotten through steps 1 and 2 and have completed two character pages on step 3. Already I can tell this work before the novel will have positive affects on the writing of the novel later.
Who knew someone telling me to "take an hour" could be so powerful.
Tuesday, September 3, 2019
Sailing with My Dad
I sailed when I was at camp as a kiddo. I remember sun fish at Camp Longhorn and little dinghies with Falling Creek in North Carolina. So when I got a little sailing boat, a 14 foot Laser with a trailer from my neighbor (for free!), and people asked me, do you know how to sail . . . I said "Sure, I know how to sail."
I wonder if my father said the same thing when he was asked to go sail a sailboat with Nicole, and Mrs. Wilkins and me in the bay in Galveston. That is the one instance of my father sailing that I remember in my life. It did not go well. It was fun for a moment, but we came about, the boom swung from port to starboard, and my father's forehead made contact hard enough to draw blood. The trip back to the Wilkins' bay house included lots of blood and towels pressed to his head. Fiasco sail to say the least.
Today's boating experience was close to but not quite as bad as that. And this seems apropos considering 9/3 is my father's birthday.
A few weeks ago, we took the boat into one of the little lakes around here and got it set up and put into the water and tried her out to see if she was lake worthy. She was.
Today we tried Lake Houston. Much larger. Much more to deal with. Overall we did well. Price deemed it Operation Kickass (if it went well) . . . Operation Dumbass (if it didn't).
We landed somewhere in the middle.
Alone I would have done quite fine I think. Throw in two little boys and you have six legs instead of two, six arms instead of two, three butts instead of one. I told the boys the story of my father before we set off and told them to watch the boom. But Charlie is not the best helmsman, and way out in the middle of the lake when Dad was executing "coming about" Charlie decided to "jib" without telling anyone.
The boom swung. Dad saw it coming and caught it just in time to soften the blow to the head. I tumbled backward into the water.
I saved my glasses, my hat, and my dignity by immediately grabbing the boat before the boys kept sailing by without me.
After I got back in Price said, "You seem awfully calm for almost dying." A statement I thought was a tad overblown. He later told his mom that it was the most terrifying experience of his life.
Charlie never did get better with the helm, but it was fun nonetheless, and probably it was as memorable to them as my sailing with my father and the Wilkins was to me. Already we are looking forward to the next voyage. We are thinking maybe Galveston Bay!
I wonder if my father said the same thing when he was asked to go sail a sailboat with Nicole, and Mrs. Wilkins and me in the bay in Galveston. That is the one instance of my father sailing that I remember in my life. It did not go well. It was fun for a moment, but we came about, the boom swung from port to starboard, and my father's forehead made contact hard enough to draw blood. The trip back to the Wilkins' bay house included lots of blood and towels pressed to his head. Fiasco sail to say the least.
Today's boating experience was close to but not quite as bad as that. And this seems apropos considering 9/3 is my father's birthday.
A few weeks ago, we took the boat into one of the little lakes around here and got it set up and put into the water and tried her out to see if she was lake worthy. She was.
Today we tried Lake Houston. Much larger. Much more to deal with. Overall we did well. Price deemed it Operation Kickass (if it went well) . . . Operation Dumbass (if it didn't).
We landed somewhere in the middle.
Alone I would have done quite fine I think. Throw in two little boys and you have six legs instead of two, six arms instead of two, three butts instead of one. I told the boys the story of my father before we set off and told them to watch the boom. But Charlie is not the best helmsman, and way out in the middle of the lake when Dad was executing "coming about" Charlie decided to "jib" without telling anyone.
The boom swung. Dad saw it coming and caught it just in time to soften the blow to the head. I tumbled backward into the water.
I saved my glasses, my hat, and my dignity by immediately grabbing the boat before the boys kept sailing by without me.
After I got back in Price said, "You seem awfully calm for almost dying." A statement I thought was a tad overblown. He later told his mom that it was the most terrifying experience of his life.
Charlie never did get better with the helm, but it was fun nonetheless, and probably it was as memorable to them as my sailing with my father and the Wilkins was to me. Already we are looking forward to the next voyage. We are thinking maybe Galveston Bay!
Monday, September 2, 2019
Flowing Again
As i said the other day (here) step one in a successful National Novel Writing Month campaign is to have a great idea that you can explore and write about for a month and hope it lasts 50,000 words. Already the ideas are coming, mostly thanks to a call with my big brother.
Just like a few years back I'm going to write a post about my ideas for this year and probably re-hash my old ideas as well. But here's a quick bullet list of ideas:
There are others, but I'll run them all down in detail in the next few days, but I think I've already settled on the one I want, but it's good to list em out for posterity.
Just like a few years back I'm going to write a post about my ideas for this year and probably re-hash my old ideas as well. But here's a quick bullet list of ideas:
- A novel about a widower who is only able to find housing for himself and his kids in a geriatric retirement community.
- A novel about socialism and capitalism that plays out post trump and shows a red dawn style war that ensues from this next election.
- A novel about living off the grid to avoid a spurious charge, just a regular guy who needs to disappear and clear his name.
- A noah's ark type novel that takes place in the future, where a ship custodian is awakened on a colonists supply ship filled with animals where all the animals are let out of their cages in zero-g."
There are others, but I'll run them all down in detail in the next few days, but I think I've already settled on the one I want, but it's good to list em out for posterity.
Saturday, August 31, 2019
Back (Again)
I seem to be back, but I have no idea for how long. I hope it's a good long time.
I know what's driven me back. It's several things really. There have been some major changes in my life and I'm hoping to add this to the pot.
I know what's driven me back. It's several things really. There have been some major changes in my life and I'm hoping to add this to the pot.
- After fifteen years with a company, it gets hard to leave. There had been some huge changes there as well, but I still had my boss, and I liked his leadership style and his coaching. Hard to leave that. But I did. I was offered an opportunity I just couldn't pass up. It resulted in a huge promotion, a very sizable raise, and a chance to focus on training innovation for the refining industry workforce unlike I've done it before. So all in all it's a good change.
- In the matter of not good changes, I've taken stock of several of aspects of my life and let some things go that weren't overly healthy. I decided to resign from my part time gig that I've had for almost twenty years. The job was becoming stagnant, and it just didn't align with my lifestyle, certainly not after I took the new job. I let some friendship wane, some that were significant and long. Having looked at them I realized they were no longer a healthy part of my life and I was trying too hard to keep them afloat. I figure those that were meant to be will prove to be resilient, and those friends will work to keep me in their lives. Those that aren't meant to be will drift away into memories. It's feels right to let those things go and let them work themselves out.
- I'm working through my mid-life crises by taking up piano lessons again, and reviving my Spanish lessons. Those are both daily exercises that are equivalent to this daily exercise of writing. I don't think I'll mind adding this to the list.
There are a couple of other reasons . . . but I need something to write about tomorrow so I'll hold off on writing those . . . give you a reason to check back!
Monday, November 5, 2018
Jesus Saved . . .So Should You
No I'm not making light of Jesus in my title, nor am I trying to piss off any non-Christians in the audience. Truth is I'm stealing a tag line I saw once that made a fairly compelling impression on me. I played lacrosse in college, a mid-fielder, which meant I ran a lot and every now and then got to shoot. There was this one goalie who had written prominently in tape on his helmet, "Jesus Saves . . . So Do I!"
During this month of NaNoWriMo I read a lot from my Facebook friends and others about their word counts and their stories coming together. Last night, while working on OneNote, an applicaiton that has the benefit of automatically saving everything you type at the time you type it, I lost a lot of work. I don't know if it was a slip of the finger or a mistake in terms of a command key, but all of a sudden Chapters 3 through 18 of my book disappeared completely. I hit Ctrl Z over and over hoping to bring it back but nothing worked.
Thankfully I had downloaded a copy to MS Word just a day prior so it wasn't a complete loss. I ended up losing just a few hundred to maybe thousand or so words, BUT it did make me wonder about what if I hadn't just downloaded that story to MS Word? I would have lost it all.
Save early and save often that should be your motto with writing. And if it helps think about what the goalie's helmet said. That's stuck with me for over 20 years now.
During this month of NaNoWriMo I read a lot from my Facebook friends and others about their word counts and their stories coming together. Last night, while working on OneNote, an applicaiton that has the benefit of automatically saving everything you type at the time you type it, I lost a lot of work. I don't know if it was a slip of the finger or a mistake in terms of a command key, but all of a sudden Chapters 3 through 18 of my book disappeared completely. I hit Ctrl Z over and over hoping to bring it back but nothing worked.
Thankfully I had downloaded a copy to MS Word just a day prior so it wasn't a complete loss. I ended up losing just a few hundred to maybe thousand or so words, BUT it did make me wonder about what if I hadn't just downloaded that story to MS Word? I would have lost it all.
Save early and save often that should be your motto with writing. And if it helps think about what the goalie's helmet said. That's stuck with me for over 20 years now.
Friday, November 2, 2018
Another Quick Short Story
Time to post another short story. I started this little, now-blossoming tradition a few months (see here and here). So here's a snippet for one I wrote in 2010 and a link if you want to read more. Funny, but this isn't the final, this was the draft 1 final, but I changed the story to a different version. So I'll be interested in knowing if readers see a difference.
Seven Six Two Divorce
Servando sighted along the barrel of his Remington 700, then slowly peered through the powerful telescopic sight. He could see the small, red, front door of the condo across the street. Without hesitating he inserted a round into the chamber. He noticed how the late afternoon sun glimmered off of the brass casing. This, he thought, was the part he had wondered about. The point where he placed the bullet into the rifle was to him, that point where he knew he was committing himself to the action. He knew that he would never see that bullet again. He would see the hollow, spent casing at the end of the evening, but the round would be buried in human flesh far beneath his hide position, hopefully followed by several others. He had chosen this round, as well as the rifle, his firing position, everything carefully and he was filled with both anxiety about his plan as well as excitement. He felt some degree of comfort in the motions he took and the equipment. He had used this weapon system before as a Sniper in the Marines, but when he was in the military they had called it an M24 and he had shot a 7.62 mm round. He would be using a much heavier caliber bullet for his work today and he frowned unhappily that this chore was being brought to his doorstep for this final conclusion.
The plan started truly taking shape once the alibi was in place. Servando had been dreaming of this night for several years. The plan had morphed and changed some, but always there was the problem of an alibi. It was Kier who ultimately had provided that final catalyst that kicked the plan into action. Kier, Servando’s old friend from high school was flying up to Seattle on a flight using Servando’s ID, while Servando was flying up five hours later using Kier’s. They looked enough alike that it the plan was destined to work, and it gave Servando five hours within which to operate. Five hours to do what he wanted without the worry that the police would want to know his whereabouts. They would know his whereabouts and according to the airlines he would be two miles up, winging his way from Houston to Seattle. He worried whether or not he could trust Kier, but Kier accepted Servando need and not asked a single question about why. He was the one variable that was not completely in Servando’s control.
Servando tightened the tripod mount, focusing the rifle not on the door but where he expected his target to stand upon exiting. He calculated the distance at just under two hundred meters. It was an easy shot and he knew that he would have no trouble with it. The only problem would be that the target was moving. He had been adept at shooting far longer shots, with less favorable conditions, and with far poorer sights than the Leopold ten power scope that was currently mounted and zeroed onto his rifle. Despite the fact that the target would be moving, Servando felt confident he could take him down. His work zeroing in the rifle had also been conducted under an assumed name, using a license that he had moved heaven and earth to procure. But now, at four minutes to five o’clock, with only a few short minutes until the operation kicked off, all of the planning, the meticulous questioning, and delicate, almost military style maneuvering, had come together to find Servando looking down the barrel of his rifle waiting patiently for his father in law to exit the red door.
Servando thought about all of the preparation and planning that the last few weeks had included. Buying the rifle from an out of state dealer, fake email accounts, fake pay accounts, and worst of all the innumerable drives to the far side of town to use the internet at different seeding copy stores to ensure that each piece of the lethal puzzle he was assembling would be completely and wholly untraceable.
Servando snuggled in behind the stock of the M24 and felt the cool comfort of the composite stock against his cheek. He loosened the tripod and swiveled the weapon from the door to the intersection that was just a hundred meters further away. These shots would be more difficult, but Servando knew that by the time he had to make these shots, his accuracy would not be as important. These shots would not have to be perfect, just close enough to give Servando time. Just long enough to make his father-in-law, Jake, suffer.
Again, Servando swiveled the tripod around to focus on the door. The light was graying in the horizon and soon it would start to turn dark. It was during that transition from daylight to dark that he planned to strike. He remembered the many times he and his team in the Marines had taken advantage of dusk and dawn to begin raids or attacks, and the training he had perfected in the Marines would serve as the basis for what he considered the most secret and perhaps most important mission of his life.
Whenever Servando thought about his wedding he smiled. Both he and Cynthia had planned the wedding carefully and had not fallen victim to the whims and desires of their parents of friends. They had an eleven o’clock wedding followed by a jazz brunch reception where a trio of jazz instruments and a singer strolling the reception hall. The wedding was tailored around their own personalities and desires. They had met over brunch and enjoyed going out to eat in the mornings. Naturally they wanted to share that type of enjoyment with friends and family. Servando remembered how much he had enjoyed hearing Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, and Dean Martin songs echoing slowly through the reception area. He frowned as he thought of Jake, and how he had stood up and toasted the wedding and the marriage.
Feel like reading the rest? See it all HERE!
Wednesday, October 31, 2018
Dwarsliggers
“A book is proof that humans are capable of working magic,” the cosmologist Carl Sagan once said. “It’s a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you’re inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years.”
This was an intriguing thing to read, and even more intriguing was the article that it preceded and the subject matter (see here). "Dwarsliggers" are apparently on the rise in the Netherlands. Tiny, pocket size books are going to be the next thing according to this article.
The name is interesting by itself and I wouldn't blame anyone if they thought I was re-cycling my post on strange fun words! (see HERE) That article that talked about words the English language should steal.
Personally, I see it nothing more than a novelty. I think it would be convenient to carry a smaller book, but would it be more convenient than an iPhone? Doubtful.
I can see where this might be a fun thing to have around the house. Imagine a whole book shelf of Dwarsliggers in your living room. But would they actually be read?
I find it interesting in terms of how we process information. When I got my MBA back in 2003 we discussed the changing nature of information processing on different generations. When I grew up sending a hand written thank you note through the mail was a normal and expected thing. My children who have not known a world without email will not see the post office or writing letters the same way. Soon, what hand written thank you's are to email, email will be to chat. The fact that these are printed in layout rather than portrait makes me wonder about that aspect of things.
Beyond that, nothing but a fad says I.
This was an intriguing thing to read, and even more intriguing was the article that it preceded and the subject matter (see here). "Dwarsliggers" are apparently on the rise in the Netherlands. Tiny, pocket size books are going to be the next thing according to this article.
The name is interesting by itself and I wouldn't blame anyone if they thought I was re-cycling my post on strange fun words! (see HERE) That article that talked about words the English language should steal.
Personally, I see it nothing more than a novelty. I think it would be convenient to carry a smaller book, but would it be more convenient than an iPhone? Doubtful.
I can see where this might be a fun thing to have around the house. Imagine a whole book shelf of Dwarsliggers in your living room. But would they actually be read?
I find it interesting in terms of how we process information. When I got my MBA back in 2003 we discussed the changing nature of information processing on different generations. When I grew up sending a hand written thank you note through the mail was a normal and expected thing. My children who have not known a world without email will not see the post office or writing letters the same way. Soon, what hand written thank you's are to email, email will be to chat. The fact that these are printed in layout rather than portrait makes me wonder about that aspect of things.
Beyond that, nothing but a fad says I.
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