Anyone who reads this blog knows I have a problem with ducks.
I have a long history with ducks, none of it good. And it keeps getting worse. I don’t know which I dislike more, ducks or squirrels. Kinda a toss up really.
There was that time I was riding my bike with my dog and she saw a duck and took off after it. Pulled me right over and into the street. I can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure it was an ambush by the duck.
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I tried to catch one when I was a kid, fell into the lake by the Herman Park Zoo in Houston. We were having a picnic, and no one wanted a wet kid to ruin the picnic, so I was forced to stand next to the picnic with a blanket wrapped around me while my clothes all tried on the tree branches near our picnic site. The worst part, wasn’t the fact that anyone could see my underwear hanging from the tree branch drying. No the worst part was the train loads of people who kept chugging by in the little Herman Park train. They all got a good long look at the kid drying next to his clothes while his family had their picnic. Stupid Fucking Duck.
Then I saw this post and it tickled my funny bone. The author of this meme and I might get along.
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